Swim the Channel
My next door neighbors, and five others, all neighbors but one, decided it was a good idea to, well, what else, swim the English Channel. Bucket list? Mid-life whatever? An excuse for the wives to shop in Paris? All that shall remain a mystery. The fact of the matter is, six guys trained for months, and their shot came last night. The crossing has been planned for a long time, and requires joining the Channel Swim Association, finding domicile in Dover, and arranging for a boat. How hard could all that be? Well, let's start with the CSA. The rules are, no wetsuits. Yup. So notice I'm not on the trip. Sixty-seven degrees at the warmest. Kuh-razy, am I right? Well, and then you have to have swim chops, and again, I'm not on the trip. I did get invited to be the vid guy, but our budget isn't structured in that way. As in, Linda in Paris? Once again, kuh-razy, am I right? Back to the swim. They selected an award-winning captain on the Viking Princess . They pl...